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If the hearts of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris should stop beating, Kevin McCarthy will be President — it’s a constitutional guarantee.
If you’re wondering why you would care what happens in the middle of dumb-fuck nowhere, the reason is simple. If the hearts of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris should stop beating, Kevin McCarthy will be President — it’s a constitutional guarantee. If Kevin McCarthy and Marjorie Taylor Greene waltzing around the oval office doesn’t concern you, I don’t know what does.
Witch Hunt — sound familiar? Pizzagate — remember that? Pedophile rings, Satanic cults, child trafficking — ring a bell? Jeffrey Epstein — spring to mind? Corruption — strike a chord? Armed militias, Jan-6 — anybody? Lock her up — who can forget that? Deep state — sound familiar?
Kern County elites perfected this playbook 40 years ago, and Kevin McCarthy took it with him to Washington DC. I think it high time to remember that WTF happens in Kern County, California, does not stay there.
Caution: if you need a trigger warning, stop reading now.
If sunlight is the best disinfectant, let the telling begin.
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