Raffey
Nov 10, 2021

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My mom had a thing for turnips. You can’t squeeze blood out a turnip (meaning no money). I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck (meaning do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that). Clean your plate, there are starving kids on China (clearly there were no turnips in China). I’ll beat you to a bloody pulp (mama loved mashed turnips).

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Raffey
Raffey

Written by Raffey

Rural America is my home. I serve diner, gourmet, seven course, and homecooked thoughts — but spare me chain food served on thoughtless trains of thought.

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