Raffey
1 min readJul 5, 2024

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For Christians, the bible is proof of an after-life for them. As long as they follow the bible, they will go to heaven.

One day at work, I listened to two old women in our lobby, talking about heaven. One of them was excited about the garden she would have up there - and how she would not have any bugs or animals eating her flowers and vegetables anymore. Her sister, was excited about the new washing machine and dryer she would have up there.

I couldn't help myself, and asked, "do you ladies plan on cooking and cleaning up there in heaven?" "Of course" they replied "you can't expect G-d to do that kind of work?" And they went back to talking about all the things G-d would have waiting for them in heaven. They sounded like they'd been shopping for heaven on the Amazon website.

JD, just in case they were right, you might want to pick out your appliances and yard equipment.

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Raffey
Raffey

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Rural America is my home. I serve diner, gourmet, seven course, and homecooked thoughts — but spare me chain food served on thoughtless trains of thought.

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