But wait, I'm rich, I have money. I have an underground bunker stocked for 30 years waiting for me. All I have to do is get there. No worries I have a jet. No one can stop me. I have security guards with big guns to protect me.
Rural America is my home. I serve diner, gourmet, seven course, and homecooked thoughts — but spare me chain food served on thoughtless trains of thought.