Austin, like people, corporations cannot escape the laws of nature. Both hedge fund and rabies are parasites, so they exhibit the same behaviour.

Google search tells the story. “Parasites can indirectly harm their hosts by spreading pathogens that affect the host's behavior, metabolism, or reproductive activity. For example, the rabies virus infects mammals, and travels to the brain, where it causes inflammation that eventually kills the host. Before the host dies, the virus increases the host's aggressiveness and saliva production, making the host more likely to bite another animal.”

Its fair to say, that hedge funds are like rabid dogs. Shortly before they died, someone with hedge fund fever, bit other humans and spread the dis-ease.

The law is the only cure for human designed viruses and parasites.